My late brother was born a long time ago and when he was at Oxford women were still 'dolly mops' and blue stockings'.

He wasn't a medical student but way back then doctors had to wait a long time to earn enough money to start a family and so medical students and junior doctors had a lot of casual sex with nurse maids maids and possibly nurses.

So blue stockings were academic women - fellow students, yer Germain Greers but sort of a cross between Germaine Greer and librarians. They were on a mission to prove that women could succeed in a 'man's world' and sex and babies would thwart them- they thought.

However, they were a little misguided. They didn't know enough medicine or biology to know their place in the scheme of things.

Every year in this country around 4,000 babies are born with not quite enough tackle to function as men. Fifty years ago no self respecting obstetrician would say : Hmmm wonder if he's gay?

They'd say best chop off the remnants and tell the parents he's a girl.

This sets up a major problem. Getting on for 4,000 people in every year group in British Society who think they are female when they are male. This is apart from the ones who are physically male and mentally female. They are gay. This is not a problem these days.

The problem - down the ages - is surgeons who mess about trying to construct female genitalia for babies who are boys.

The portion of woman that appeals to Man's depravity

Is fashioned with considerable care

And what, at first, appears to be a simple cavity

Is really an elaborate affair

The surgeons who make these 'women' are rarely around to say to them ten or fifteen years later. You feel you need a boyfriend? Well my sweet it would be better all round if you discourage him from trying to get his dick into your bladder and persuade him to be satisfied with buggery.

  And so, dear reader, at any given time in this country there are tens of thousands of grown 'also people' who have had a few tries - possibly on honeymoon - at 'normal sex' and found it so horrendous an experience that they vow to make it a crusade in their lives to spare all other women from such torture.... Their plan. Teach in girls' schools and get as many of the poor mites into convents and universities as possible.